2 years ago

"No one wants to scarf down meatballs. It’s weird." (a quick dinner before a Billy Merritt workshop) (Taken with instagram)

"No one wants to scarf down meatballs. It’s weird." (a quick dinner before a Billy Merritt workshop) (Taken with instagram)

2 years ago

…and upon hearing that season 2 is not on Netflix. (Taken with instagram)

…and upon hearing that season 2 is not on Netflix. (Taken with instagram)

The face upon hearing we’ve already watched every episode of Storage Wars. (Taken with instagram)

The face upon hearing we’ve already watched every episode of Storage Wars. (Taken with instagram)

2 years ago

"That is not how you eat filet," she said as she ate her filet mignon from a stick. (Taken with instagram)

"That is not how you eat filet," she said as she ate her filet mignon from a stick. (Taken with instagram)

That baby’s one of the great comedic actors I’ve ever seen. (Taken with instagram)

That baby’s one of the great comedic actors I’ve ever seen. (Taken with instagram)

2 years ago

"I think I’d rather see Jack and Jill than Martha, Marcy, May, Marlene. So you can just go ahead and instagram me now." (Taken with instagram)

"I think I’d rather see Jack and Jill than Martha, Marcy, May, Marlene. So you can just go ahead and instagram me now." (Taken with instagram)

2 years ago

"Come on. Let me put my balls on your face." (Taken with instagram)

"Come on. Let me put my balls on your face." (Taken with instagram)

2 years ago

"One of the reasons I’m trying to lose weight is because I was trying to take my wedding ring off…" (Taken with instagram)

"One of the reasons I’m trying to lose weight is because I was trying to take my wedding ring off…" (Taken with instagram)

3 years ago

"By the way, nice dashiki. Asshole!" (to Forrest Whitaker in "Species") (Taken with instagram)

"By the way, nice dashiki. Asshole!" (to Forrest Whitaker in "Species") (Taken with instagram)

3 years ago

Sabrina: “I’m too tired to have sex.”
Sean: “That’s why you just have to lay there. You be my real girl and I’ll be Lars.”

Sabrina: “I’m too tired to have sex.”

Sean: “That’s why you just have to lay there. You be my real girl and I’ll be Lars.”


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